“Y’ALL!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today…one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a trauma! I need prayer! I got Blakely an ice cream cone (yes the McDonald’s machine was working). Well, she walks into the living room and hands me her cone (half-eaten like everything) and I know all you moms have been there. We as moms pretty much live off of the food our kids don’t eat so I licked it before it dripped. I notice she is standing there just looking at me….”

“I ask her: ‘what’s wrong?’ And she says: ‘Is it okay?!’ At this point, I’m scared because I don’t know what just happened. I think maybe she dropped it in her room and was scared to say. We stand there looking at each other and the ice cream cone. And this fool says: ‘I accidentally wiped my butt with it.'”

“Excuse me?!! With this ice cream cone I just licked?! Wtf!! I am coming unglued…so I ask this child ‘How do you accidentally wipe your butt with an ice cream cone and WHY did you give it to me to eat????'” She looks me dead in my face and says ‘I used the wrong hand to wipe but it was just pee mommy’ DONE! Someone come get these kids. I cannot even handle it. If y’all need me I’ll be washing my mouth out with Clorox.”